Leech Hating Headquarters
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Oh my goodness, I sure do despise leeches. Which [simpleton] decided "Hm, today I will fill an entire sewer system with these diminutive, crimson glute-biting [scroundrels] who will grab onto your buttocks and hold you underwater for ten [] centuries until you drown. And as well, make them never let go, and let us fill each and every nook and cranny with them" Excellent plan, jonathan, that's an excellent idea you chicken consumer. I would tell you to have a nice day in a very warm subterranean sauna but oopsie daisy, you cannot do that, because someone decided to flood the entire underground cave system and fill it to the brim with [] LEECHES. Please, hydrate yourself my absolute chum.
Words from a Leech-Hating Professional
As an aspiring zoologist, I really shouldn’t hate any animal. But honestly, leeches test my patience with Mother Nature.
Leech Weaknesses
| Method | Works on Red Leech | Works on Sea Leech | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Centipede | Yes | Yes | Good luck getting the centipede to kill the leech without also killing yourself. |
| Jetfish | Yes | Yes | Works quite consistently and well, but they are very hard to transport. |
| Squidcada | Somewhat | Barely | Squidcada are temperamental and mean, and often fall prey to the leeches themselves. Not recommended. |
| Spear | Yes | Yes | Spears are easy to get, and they workp very, very well. Best method. |
| Cement Block | Barely | Barely | Basically just a worse version of spears. |
| Small Rock | No | No | lmao |
Top 5 worst leeches (they are so bad)
- #5: this idiot
- #4: garbage animal
- #3: simply: bad
- #2: italian (jeepers!)
- #1: seeing this leech makes me livid
